Sunday, June 29, 2008

膠囊類藥物

服用膠囊類藥物請注意-----

死亡於每個瞬間噴出劇烈的呼吸,這是很嚴重的? 一位同學,就有這種親身經歷。
一顆膠囊,七處灼傷,嚴重吧!不是食道受傷後改用喝的,就會不痛哦!那是連呼吸,吞口水,都非常痛的!很多人因為感冒,所以在服用膠囊時都使用溫熱水,但不知若膠囊無順利到達胃,那是會很嚴重的.快快修正你的服藥觀念哦!我那同學的醫生教她應要如此做:膠囊可以第一個吃,用冷水吞服,吞完最後一顆時,應要再多喝一些水,在睡前先服藥,服完”忌”立即躺下!

日前我服用消炎膠囊時,因飲水量不夠使膠囊附著在食道上,而造成食道嚴重灼傷,六天以來只能靠冰鮮奶和開水度日,還要住院治療五天,醫生更警告如再延誤就醫有可能惡化為食道穿孔,請大家不可忽視. **服用膠囊類藥物時:

1. 千萬不可飲用溫水/熱水/果汁/含糖類飲料,正確是飲用冷開水。
2. 如服用後感覺喉嚨內有異物,速飲用大量冰鮮奶或冰水。
3. 服用時應站直或坐直,不要一服用完就馬上躺下。

~~~~~~~請告訴您的朋友!!~~~~~~多關心用藥安全囉!!!~~~~~~~~

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Good Dancer

Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong....
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlesslyclean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at thetable, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replied, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Morale of the story:
Saying the right thing at the right time can save a lot of trouble :-))

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Rainbow

What can u see???
see?
clearer?
should be
yes, is a rainbow

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Birthday Cake

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, well put "You are not getting older", at the top and"You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

Dare to try this on ur kid?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Never Laugh at a Chinese

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. Heproduces the title and everything checks out.
The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral againsta $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank'sunderground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Monday, June 9, 2008

River Kedondong Waterfall @ Batangkali

This are the food that we enjoy...

this is the way she enjoy...

view fr gazebo...

grass on the rock...

view from the link bridge...

中國人 VS 馬來西亞華人

中國人:今晚你有空嗎?我沒空!
馬來西亞華人 :今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

中國人:餅干受潮了…。
馬來西亞華人 :餅干'漏風'了…。

中國人 : 從上海去蘇州要多少個小時?
馬來西亞華人:從上海去蘇州要幾粒鍾?

中國人:難道他不可以來嗎?
馬來西亞華人:你不給他不來啊?

中國人:周傑倫不喜歡穿內褲。
馬來西亞華人:周傑倫不喜歡穿底褲。

中國人:我一向都是這樣的
馬來西亞人:我一路來都是這樣的啦

中國人:我的手機掉進溝渠了。
馬來西亞華人:我的手機掉進龍溝了。

中國人:這樣你不是很不值得嗎?
馬來西亞華人:這樣你'馬'很不 '歹'?

中國人:你真是聰明!
馬來西亞華人:你真是pan> nai!(源自馬來語pandai,聰明的意思)

中國人:你安靜!
馬來西亞華人:你diam diam!(源自馬來語diam,安靜的意思)

中國人:我要去銀行取款。
馬來西亞華人:我要去銀行'按錢'。

中國人 :為什麼?
馬來西亞華人:做麼?

中國人:你很強~
馬來西亞華人:你很夠力~

中國人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
馬來西亞華人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

中國人:我很郁悶~~~
馬來西亞華人:我很'顯'(sien)啊~~~~('顯'比郁悶的境界更高)

中國人:你再說我就打你!
馬來西亞華人:你再說我就hood你!(有點粗俗的)

中國人:你在說什麼?
馬來西亞華人:你在說sommok?

中國人:你不要令我丟臉~
馬來西亞華人:你不要'下水'我~

中國人:真被你氣到…。
馬來西亞華人:被你炸到…。

中國人:你別亂來~
馬來西亞華人:你表亂亂來~

中國人 :你很無聊
馬來西亞華人:你很廢

中國人:XX你
馬來西亞華人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一樣,罵人的話)

中國人 :迫切
馬來西亞華人:bek chek

中國人:我們一起吃這碗面~
馬來西亞華人:我們'公司'吃這碗面~(源自馬來語的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中國人:我們結婚吧!
馬來西亞華人:我們結'分'吧!('婚'字受粵語影響,所以音不標准)

中國人> :今天的天氣很熱~
馬來西亞華人:今天的天氣熱到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~
('到'字要拉長,然後沒有下文了)

中國人:哇!
馬來西亞華人:哇撈weh!!!!

中國人:我受不了他!
馬來西亞華人:我behtahan他!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Joke to share...

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
'Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!'
The voice from the other side responded:
'You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?'
'No' replied the trainee.
'It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!'
The trainee shouted back:
'And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?'
'No!' replied the Managing Director angrily.
'Thank God!' replied the trainee and put the phone down.....

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Paintful Injury

day 15 (14th Jun)
day 14 (13th Jun) hand not recover yet leg injured pula...

day 13 (12th Jun)
day 12 (11th Jun)
day 11 (10th Jun)
day 9 (8th Jun)
day 8 (7th Jun)


day 7 (6th Jun)
day 6 (5th Jun)


day 5 (4th Jun)
day 4 (3rd Jun)

day 3 (2nd Jun)
day 1

day 2 - is quite serious

how much pain she suffer?
day1 (31st May) - poor liz injured by hot water fr hot pot...