One guy in the plane got up all of sudden and shouted "HIJACK" ...
The passengers got scared and put their hands up ...
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From the other end someone shouted Hi John...
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Birthday Cake
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, well put "You are not getting older", at the top and"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, well put "You are not getting older", at the top and"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
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