Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Never Laugh at a Chinese

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. Heproduces the title and everything checks out.
The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral againsta $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank'sunderground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Monday, June 9, 2008

River Kedondong Waterfall @ Batangkali

This are the food that we enjoy...

this is the way she enjoy...

view fr gazebo...

grass on the rock...

view from the link bridge...

中國人 VS 馬來西亞華人

中國人:今晚你有空嗎?我沒空!
馬來西亞華人 :今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

中國人:餅干受潮了…。
馬來西亞華人 :餅干'漏風'了…。

中國人 : 從上海去蘇州要多少個小時?
馬來西亞華人:從上海去蘇州要幾粒鍾?

中國人:難道他不可以來嗎?
馬來西亞華人:你不給他不來啊?

中國人:周傑倫不喜歡穿內褲。
馬來西亞華人:周傑倫不喜歡穿底褲。

中國人:我一向都是這樣的
馬來西亞人:我一路來都是這樣的啦

中國人:我的手機掉進溝渠了。
馬來西亞華人:我的手機掉進龍溝了。

中國人:這樣你不是很不值得嗎?
馬來西亞華人:這樣你'馬'很不 '歹'?

中國人:你真是聰明!
馬來西亞華人:你真是pan> nai!(源自馬來語pandai,聰明的意思)

中國人:你安靜!
馬來西亞華人:你diam diam!(源自馬來語diam,安靜的意思)

中國人:我要去銀行取款。
馬來西亞華人:我要去銀行'按錢'。

中國人 :為什麼?
馬來西亞華人:做麼?

中國人:你很強~
馬來西亞華人:你很夠力~

中國人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
馬來西亞華人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

中國人:我很郁悶~~~
馬來西亞華人:我很'顯'(sien)啊~~~~('顯'比郁悶的境界更高)

中國人:你再說我就打你!
馬來西亞華人:你再說我就hood你!(有點粗俗的)

中國人:你在說什麼?
馬來西亞華人:你在說sommok?

中國人:你不要令我丟臉~
馬來西亞華人:你不要'下水'我~

中國人:真被你氣到…。
馬來西亞華人:被你炸到…。

中國人:你別亂來~
馬來西亞華人:你表亂亂來~

中國人 :你很無聊
馬來西亞華人:你很廢

中國人:XX你
馬來西亞華人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一樣,罵人的話)

中國人 :迫切
馬來西亞華人:bek chek

中國人:我們一起吃這碗面~
馬來西亞華人:我們'公司'吃這碗面~(源自馬來語的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中國人:我們結婚吧!
馬來西亞華人:我們結'分'吧!('婚'字受粵語影響,所以音不標准)

中國人> :今天的天氣很熱~
馬來西亞華人:今天的天氣熱到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~
('到'字要拉長,然後沒有下文了)

中國人:哇!
馬來西亞華人:哇撈weh!!!!

中國人:我受不了他!
馬來西亞華人:我behtahan他!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Joke to share...

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
'Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!'
The voice from the other side responded:
'You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?'
'No' replied the trainee.
'It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!'
The trainee shouted back:
'And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?'
'No!' replied the Managing Director angrily.
'Thank God!' replied the trainee and put the phone down.....

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Paintful Injury

day 15 (14th Jun)
day 14 (13th Jun) hand not recover yet leg injured pula...

day 13 (12th Jun)
day 12 (11th Jun)
day 11 (10th Jun)
day 9 (8th Jun)
day 8 (7th Jun)


day 7 (6th Jun)
day 6 (5th Jun)


day 5 (4th Jun)
day 4 (3rd Jun)

day 3 (2nd Jun)
day 1

day 2 - is quite serious

how much pain she suffer?
day1 (31st May) - poor liz injured by hot water fr hot pot...